Forget about the subtle art of seduction. This pig knows what she wants (hint: it's little, green and amphibious)...and she gets it! The object of Miss Piggy's affections better do what she says, or risk getting a karate chop from a purple satin glove. If you're even a little bit like Miss Piggy, we admire your go get 'em style, but be careful not to be too overbearing. Frogs have feelings, too.
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